We are pleased that Our Imperial domain will be growing in the near future*, thanks to the tireless efforts of the engineers charged with the task of shoring up and increasing the landmass that surrounds the fair city of New Orleans. The citizens of that fine city shall enjoy increased protection from the elements and the bounty of that location, both in terms of tourist trade and the naturally abundant goodness from the sea.
We commend those involved in this reconstruction.
Norton I, Emperor of the United States
Eighth day of August, 2006
*His Majesty is referring to the process whereby dredged soil from the Mississippee River will be used as fertile landfill in the areas harmed by Hurricane Katrina. -Ed.
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