After viewing with much delight the triumphant outing at this week-ends golfing contest, We are pleased to recognize and celebrate this milestone in the career of the winner, Tiger Woods. He serves as a shining example of strength of character, determination in the face of adversity, and illustrates in exemplary fashion, the good fortune that falls upon those who work tirelessly in pursuit of lofty goals.
We Hereby Proclaim and Declare Tiger Woods Ambassador of the noble sport of Golf to these United States, and request that he, from this day forward, be the beacon of fair play and sportsmanship throughout the world.
Norton I, Emperor of the United States,
Seventh day of August, 2006
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